I want to talk with you forever. I remember every word you’ve ever said to me. If only I could visit you as a foreigner goes into a new country, learn the language of you, wander past all borders into every private and secret place, I would stay forever. I would become a citizen of you. You would say it’s too soon to feel this way. You would ask how I could be so certain. But some things can’t be measured by time. Ask me an hour from now. Ask me a month from now. A year, ten years, a lifetime. The way I love you will outlast every calendar, clock, and every toll of every bell that will ever be cast.


Basically if someone is showing passive aggression towards you, the best thing to do is play dumb. Act as if you don’t notice them ignoring you or the posts on social media, or whatever idiot form their aggression manifests. Play so dumb that the neurotransmitters in your brain stop firing and your entire body enters a momentary comatose state and I swear to you, they will be so aggravated about having zero control over you, it will be glorious.